0898 Wristache Fever lyrics

0898 WRISTACHE FEVER

This song is one of sadness, `bout the crap that comes my way.
Fuckin` misery and madness, `bout a bill that I can`t pay.
I sits here in the dark alone, not by fuckin` choice.
So I reaches for that dog & bone, to hear a sexy voice.

And I got 0898 don`t it make `ewe wristache fever.
When I`m pissed off then I just rings Geneva.
There`s a bird out in Uganda, to fuckin` all sorts she`ll panda.
I got 0898 don`t it make `ewe wristache fever.

(voice) Your calling credit is running low, please arrange a top-up.

FACK OFF.

Now every time I rings a tart, it costs me all my dosh.
They don`t seem to know my name so I said `OW, it`s mosh`.
They gives me all the love I crave with they constant sexy chatter.
Now I`m just a terrible slave in love with some old slapper.

And I got 0898 don`t it make `ewe wristache fever.
When I`m pissed off then I just rings Geneva.
There`s a bird out in Uganda, to fuckin` all sorts she`ll panda.
I got 0898 don`t it make `ewe wristache fever.

Ow, I`ll never forget the embarrasement the first time my father
caught me doing it.
Yesterday,
he said ``ewe`ll go blind, I said `I`m over here you twat`.

I waste my giro all away and I`ve stopped going out nickin`.
I`m wasting each and every day to hear some cow stuffin` chickens.
Don`t linger on that dog & bone, for fuck sake get a life.
Don`t spend `ewe evenings all alone, nip out and shag next doors wife.

`coz I got 0898 don`t it make `ewe wristache fever.
When I`m pissed off then I just rings Geneva.
There`s a bird out in Uganda, to fuckin` all sorts she`ll panda.
I got 0898 don`t it make `ewe wristache fever.

I have.

I got 0898 don`t it make `ewe wristache fever.
When I`m pissed off then I just rings Geneva.
There`s a bird out in Uganda, to fuckin` all sorts she`ll panda.
I got 0898 don`t it make `ewe wristache, 0898 there`s a call I
gotta make, 0898 don`t it make `ewe wristache fever.

Now FACK OFF I wants a wank.

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