1000 Excuses lyrics

Man, my car broke down, I couldn`t get to a phone
By the time I got home, I had to take out the trash
and walk the dog, then a client of mine called
Before I knew it, it was like 10:30
You know, my body`s been acting kind of wierd so I needed some rest.

Your shit won`t stink `til you rub your nose in it
Man, you`ll never believe what happened to me today
I had to get my brother from the airport
On the way home, I had to pick up my niece from daycare
and I guess when I was driving or something
I didn`t see the nail
By the time the tow truck came, the last thing I wanted
to do was work

I got 1000 excuses why I can`t get anything done on time
And I`ll make you feel sorry for me
by whining about my epilepsy

Man, I know things have kind of sounded wishy-washy
from the get go. When got 1000 things going on
it`s kind of har to keep your head screwed on tight,
if you know what I mean.
Oh, by the way, I do have other clients