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<pre><font size='+2'>12 lyrics CLEDUS T JUDD</font><br>Parody of "Yes" by Chad Brock (Stephony Smith/Jim Collins/Chad Brock)<br />
<br />
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark<br />
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<br />
<br />
Hey everybody welcome out tonight <br />
<br />
hope you`re having a good time out there<br />
<br />
Don`t forget the waitresses and a coming up next <br />
<br />
we got Sheena on the main stage<br />
<br />
Athena on the disco<br />
<br />
And don`t forget we got<br />
<br />
:(chorus) Take it off baby<br />
<br />
: Those recliner dancers in the back<br />
<br />
: Stick around and get those dollar bills out guys and tip tip tip<br />
<br />
Take it off baby<br />
<br />
Take it off baby<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Well here`s how this whole mess got started<br />
<br />
Had a stripper at a bachelor party<br />
<br />
I knew when she jumped out of that cake<br />
<br />
We were meant to be<br />
<br />
The next date we both flew off to Vegas<br />
<br />
I must have been an ignoramus<br />
<br />
I honestly believed that she <br />
<br />
Loved me just for me<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Oh...wasn`t six months it came to an end<br />
<br />
I walked out of the courtroom crying<br />
<br />
She left with a grin<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Cause she got half<br />
<br />
And I said "OW!"<br />
<br />
I mean dang<br />
<br />
That comes to nearly fifty thou <br />
<br />
Per date<br />
<br />
My butt had never been so chafed<br />
<br />
Cause she got half<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I wondered if I`d remain lonely<br />
<br />
Or would I find my one and only<br />
<br />
Then the answer to my prayers <br />
<br />
Appeared on my TV<br />
<br />
(Call me now)<br />
<br />
The cutest little tarot card reader<br />
<br />
I knew that I just had to meet her<br />
<br />
Then she said it was in the cards<br />
<br />
For her to marry me<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Oh...wasn`t three months later I was in court again<br />
<br />
No way she could have predicted<br />
<br />
The way it would end<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Cause I got half<br />
<br />
And she said "OW!"<br />
<br />
Two dollars a minute <br />
<br />
So everyone call right now<br />
<br />
Your<br />
<br />
Future awaits<br />
<br />
And I will be the next Bill Gates<br />
<br />
Cause I get half<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Sometimes you`re better off as friends<br />
<br />
Cause if it ever ends<br />
<br />
Then they get half<br />
<br />
And you`ll say "OW"<br />
<br />
So I`m not looking to get married right now<br />
<br />
I`ve <br />
<br />
Got a date<br />
<br />
With a beautiful Playboy Playmate<br />
<br />
Who won`t get half<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
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Parody of "Yes" by Chad Brock (Stephony Smith/Jim Collins/Chad Brock)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark

Hey everybody welcome out tonight

hope you`re having a good time out there

Don`t forget the waitresses and a coming up next

we got Sheena on the main stage

Athena on the disco

And don`t forget we got

:(chorus) Take it off baby

: Those recliner dancers in the back

: Stick around and get those dollar bills out guys and tip tip tip

Take it off baby

Take it off baby

Well here`s how this whole mess got started

Had a stripper at a bachelor party

I knew when she jumped out of that cake

We were meant to be

The next date we both flew off to Vegas

I must have been an ignoramus

I honestly believed that she

Loved me just for me

Oh...wasn`t six months it came to an end

I walked out of the courtroom crying

She left with a grin

Cause she got half

And I said "OW!"

I mean dang

That comes to nearly fifty thou

Per date

My butt had never been so chafed

Cause she got half

I wondered if I`d remain lonely

Or would I find my one and only

Then the answer to my prayers

Appeared on my TV

(Call me now)

The cutest little tarot card reader

I knew that I just had to meet her

Then she said it was in the cards

For her to marry me

Oh...wasn`t three months later I was in court again

No way she could have predicted

The way it would end

Cause I got half

And she said "OW!"

Two dollars a minute

So everyone call right now

Your

Future awaits

And I will be the next Bill Gates

Cause I get half

Sometimes you`re better off as friends

Cause if it ever ends

Then they get half

And you`ll say "OW"

So I`m not looking to get married right now

I`ve

Got a date

With a beautiful Playboy Playmate

Who won`t get half

No she won`t get half

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