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Parody of "Yes" by Chad Brock (Stephony Smith/Jim Collins/Chad Brock)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark



Hey everybody welcome out tonight

hope you`re having a good time out there

Don`t forget the waitresses and a coming up next

we got Sheena on the main stage

Athena on the disco

And don`t forget we got

:(chorus) Take it off baby

: Those recliner dancers in the back

: Stick around and get those dollar bills out guys and tip tip tip

Take it off baby

Take it off baby



Well here`s how this whole mess got started

Had a stripper at a bachelor party

I knew when she jumped out of that cake

We were meant to be

The next date we both flew off to Vegas

I must have been an ignoramus

I honestly believed that she

Loved me just for me



Oh...wasn`t six months it came to an end

I walked out of the courtroom crying

She left with a grin



Cause she got half

And I said "OW!"

I mean dang

That comes to nearly fifty thou

Per date

My butt had never been so chafed

Cause she got half



I wondered if I`d remain lonely

Or would I find my one and only

Then the answer to my prayers

Appeared on my TV

(Call me now)

The cutest little tarot card reader

I knew that I just had to meet her

Then she said it was in the cards

For her to marry me



Oh...wasn`t three months later I was in court again

No way she could have predicted

The way it would end



Cause I got half

And she said "OW!"

Two dollars a minute

So everyone call right now

Your

Future awaits

And I will be the next Bill Gates

Cause I get half



Sometimes you`re better off as friends

Cause if it ever ends

Then they get half

And you`ll say "OW"

So I`m not looking to get married right now

I`ve

Got a date

With a beautiful Playboy Playmate

Who won`t get half



No she won`t get half