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<pre><font size='+2'>12 lyrics CLEDUS T JUDD</font>
Parody of "Yes" by Chad Brock (Stephony Smith/Jim Collins/Chad Brock)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark
Hey everybody welcome out tonight
hope you`re having a good time out there
Don`t forget the waitresses and a coming up next
we got Sheena on the main stage
Athena on the disco
And don`t forget we got
:(chorus) Take it off baby
: Those recliner dancers in the back
: Stick around and get those dollar bills out guys and tip tip tip
Take it off baby
Take it off baby
Well here`s how this whole mess got started
Had a stripper at a bachelor party
I knew when she jumped out of that cake
We were meant to be
The next date we both flew off to Vegas
I must have been an ignoramus
I honestly believed that she
Loved me just for me
Oh...wasn`t six months it came to an end
I walked out of the courtroom crying
She left with a grin
Cause she got half
And I said "OW!"
I mean dang
That comes to nearly fifty thou
Per date
My butt had never been so chafed
Cause she got half
I wondered if I`d remain lonely
Or would I find my one and only
Then the answer to my prayers
Appeared on my TV
(Call me now)
The cutest little tarot card reader
I knew that I just had to meet her
Then she said it was in the cards
For her to marry me
Oh...wasn`t three months later I was in court again
No way she could have predicted
The way it would end
Cause I got half
And she said "OW!"
Two dollars a minute
So everyone call right now
Your
Future awaits
And I will be the next Bill Gates
Cause I get half
Sometimes you`re better off as friends
Cause if it ever ends
Then they get half
And you`ll say "OW"
So I`m not looking to get married right now
I`ve
Got a date
With a beautiful Playboy Playmate
Who won`t get half
No she won`t get half
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Parody of "Yes" by Chad Brock (Stephony Smith/Jim Collins/Chad Brock)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark
Hey everybody welcome out tonight
hope you`re having a good time out there
Don`t forget the waitresses and a coming up next
we got Sheena on the main stage
Athena on the disco
And don`t forget we got
:(chorus) Take it off baby
: Those recliner dancers in the back
: Stick around and get those dollar bills out guys and tip tip tip
Take it off baby
Take it off baby
Well here`s how this whole mess got started
Had a stripper at a bachelor party
I knew when she jumped out of that cake
We were meant to be
The next date we both flew off to Vegas
I must have been an ignoramus
I honestly believed that she
Loved me just for me
Oh...wasn`t six months it came to an end
I walked out of the courtroom crying
She left with a grin
Cause she got half
And I said "OW!"
I mean dang
That comes to nearly fifty thou
Per date
My butt had never been so chafed
Cause she got half
I wondered if I`d remain lonely
Or would I find my one and only
Then the answer to my prayers
Appeared on my TV
(Call me now)
The cutest little tarot card reader
I knew that I just had to meet her
Then she said it was in the cards
For her to marry me
Oh...wasn`t three months later I was in court again
No way she could have predicted
The way it would end
Cause I got half
And she said "OW!"
Two dollars a minute
So everyone call right now
Your
Future awaits
And I will be the next Bill Gates
Cause I get half
Sometimes you`re better off as friends
Cause if it ever ends
Then they get half
And you`ll say "OW"
So I`m not looking to get married right now
I`ve
Got a date
With a beautiful Playboy Playmate
Who won`t get half
No she won`t get half
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