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Okay, here`s the story about my mom and dad

One was white

One was black

I bet you think you`re glad

I`m a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan

I don`t know what the hell I`m on

So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 SLAM!!!



Kinky hair when I wake up

Straight when I go to bed

My dad speaks jive talk to me, don`t know what he just said

My mother she`s a honkey

My dad`s Kentucky fried

I don`t know what the hell I`m on

So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 SLAM!!!



Back at home it`s black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side

It`s hot dogs on Friday nights

The chicken`s country fried

My dad says `Yo boy pass the peas!`

My mom says pass the squash

I need something to ease the pain

So I`ll go downtown and get some downers



Whoa, man, I`m a little bit slow

But I`ve got to get up somehow

Got no money

Just a good idea

Let me tell you how

I`ll steal my parents credit cards

Oh yes I`ll rip them off

I`ll go downtown to where dad works

And get myself some cocaine



Now I`m high, and I`m not shy

I`ll get it off my chest

My mom is white, she thinks she`s right

She thinks that she`s the best

My dad is just a negro, he`s not one to play golf

I don`t know what the hell I am

So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 SLAM!!!
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