1 Hit Record lyrics

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Silver Surfer on the cerebellum
MC`s rhyme at the zoo and when they`re wack parrots tell em
I cut records in morse code
I`m mentally retarted but I choose my own wardrobe
Raw rap suburbanite
I`m fuckin with religion like I didn`t wear the turban right
I jerk off in my cereal
You couldn`t even fuck with the grand imperial
I drop suckers like Plinco
You MC`s are wack, even if you don`t think so
I step to it then bust a verse
I can`t battle you cause I gots to get dusted first
I ain`t talkin `bout drugs neither
I`m fuckin gangsta bitches cause I caugth thug fever
Punching girls and grabbin guns
I`m just doin my thing yo, I`m just havin fun
This ain`t the Treacherous 3, herb
I saturate your face with the mega-dumb reverb
I stay in bed, fuck school
My folks are payin 20 g`s but yo, this shit is cool
I talk shit and I rock well
I gots to do the laundry cause my muthafuckin socks smell
Yo, that shit ain`t no joke, dude
I take off my shoes and muthafuckas start to choke food
The fliest on a 12-inch
So is your girl, and she doesn`t make records
There`s a midget in my neighborhood
And a one armed man and they`re both my fans
They`re both Vietnam vets
They like to call up Asian restaurants and make bomb threats
I farted in the fishbowl
And then I played pinball with Zevlove X
And Percee P
And Stezo
Yo, this is a hit record, man
It`s gon` be number one
It`s number one
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