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 A parody of "19 Somethin" (written by Chris duBois and David Lee recorded by Mark Wills) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd and Christopher Clark (recording) Track 4 "270 Somethin`" Parody of Mark Wills` "19 Somethin`" by Mark Wills Enjoy Wooo (spoken) You know a man does have to eat him somethin` I love candy bars...eat them all the time My combo meal`s are super-sized And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang ding dongs mmmm My cholesterol is off the chart I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm Doctor says that my poor heart won`t last too long My nickname in school was double wide Cause my momma fried... Now I weigh 270 somethin` Always huffin and puffin Lay around the house all day No wonder I can`t lose no weight See that pizza on the TV Oh man don`t it look cheesy You know they deliver here for nothin` That`s why I weigh 270 somethin` My insurance said that they`d co-pay I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon When I came to in the recovery room Wuddn`t much left of me When he removed the bandages from my thighs I couldn`t believe my eyes Now I weigh 180 somethin` Didn`t have to do much of nothin` I`m lookin` like Jean Claude Van Damme To fit in a pair Mark Wills` pants Now everyone who sees me Can`t believe that I`m so skinny My body fat is nearly nothin` Ha ha Now that I weigh 180 somethin` WOOO Ha Ha Now I date a model with a GED But do you think she`d be with me I wonder (I wonder) If I (If I) Still weighed...270 somethin` Stuffin down blueberry muffins Onion rings and cans of SPAM That`s how I got so fat Now everyone who sees me Can`t believe that I`m so skinny I used to break a sweat just doin` nothin` Back when I weighed 270 somethin` Now I weigh 180 somethin` (spoken) Ah...well it`s probably like more like around 225-26 None of y`all`s business how much I weigh Huh huh... Send " 270 Somethin" Ringtone to your Cell
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