30 Days lyrics

Heard that they said that it`s rainin men
But the offer that I make, it won`t be made again
You don`t have to write, you don`t have to call
It`s a one-time offer for nothing at all

And there`s no red tape, I don`t make it hard
You don`t need cash money or a Master Card
I got easy terms, and a lay-away
But I need a quick decision, and I need it today

And if you find that you don`t like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days

Now have you ever seen a man with a guarantee?
Well you`re lookin at him now, cause the man is me
And if you don`t believe all the things I say
I`m certified `prime` by the USDA

Now the name that I use is DJ Run
And I`m a fast-talkin slow-walkin number one
And if you don`t believe all the words I say
Then you`re a natural born fool who`s got to be that way

I got a 50 rating and a 50 share
Every minute, every hour that I`m on the air
And when I come to town, I`m on a big marquee
It says (DJ Run) and me, D.M.C.

And if you find that you don`t like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days

A good job and lots of money might not be enough
And to satisfy your needs it may be rough
But I take some care and treat you nice
And if it ain`t sufficient once, I cold work it out twice

And if you find that you don`t like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days

I`m gonna give you everything that you ever need
If you need a pint of blood, then I`ll even bleed
If you`re lookin for a car, I will buy you two
And if you`re lookin for a pet, I`ll buy a kangaroo

If you need a vacation, we can fly the world
And you`ll know I`ll never look at another girl
I`m a single-minded man, and my mind is set
You`re the lady of the `80s that I`m gonna get

And if you find you don`t like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days