Merry Frickin Christmas lyrics

Schools out
Christmas break
Home for the holidays
Meat loaf and frut cake
Off to grandma`s
Its so boring
Kids screaming and grandpa snoring
My aunt margret`s lost her mind
Trippin on a train set
Have another box of wine

Its gonna be a merry merry merry frickin christmas
I must be on Santa Claus` shit list
the tree the gifts the mistle toe kiss
Shoot me now i`m sick of all my relitives,
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas

Uncle Richard, he`s a wierdo,
Passin out passin out pictures of himself in a speedo,
My cousin Ashley her singing really sucks,
Sleepin on her drummer, with her acid reflux
My brothers wife, she`s really hot,
She pulled me in the bathroom,
I hope we don`t get caught

Its gonna be a merry merry merry frickin christmas
I must be on Santa Claus` shit list
the tree the gifts the mistle toe kiss
Shoot me now i`m sick of all my relitives,
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas

We haven`t even opened
Our presents yet,
Now it`s time to go,
So I fake a smile cause its goin back to wallmart
(talking)
Honey are you okay in there(orgasm)

Its gonna be a merry merry merry frickin christmas
I must be on Santa Claus` shit list
the tree the gifts the mistle toe kiss
Shoot me now i`m sick of all my relitives,
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas

(talking)
I`m sants w clause and I approve this message hohohoho
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