A Dying Business lyrics

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Send "A Dying Business" Ringtone to your Cell Spoken: Funeral Directors of America, I am very deeply honored standing here; Receiving this token of your esteem, `The Funeral Director of the Year.` Now I`ve been asked by all the delegates--and members of the board, To tell you of the funeral that won me this award. It was handled with taste and dignity, that much I can say for it; And I`m sure it will take the family twenty years to pay for it! Chorus: It was a helluva fun`ral, It was a helluva fun`ral The finest fun`ral ever booked: I had some high school juniors who passed around petunial And lilies everywhere you looked. It was a helluva fun`ral, I say one helluva fun`ral Oh, how I wish that you were there; I had ten drum majorettes doubling on the castanets It really was a lively affair It really was a lively affair. It was a helluva fun`ral, It was a helluva fun`ral The national guard showed up for me; And during the oration, they went into formation And formed the letters R. I. P. It was a helluva fun`ral, I say one helluva fun`ral I gave it all my loving care; The band was on its toes playing `Mexicali Rose`, It really was a lively affair. It really was a lively affair. A tisket a tasket, Tell us about the casket Spoken: Well, I`ll tell you `bout the casket, my good friends It would-a made your poor eyes pop It was sterling silver all around and a real formica top. (Formica top, it had a formica top). Well, I`ll tell you `bout the widow, my good friends, The widow was in navy blue With a gown designed by Balenciaga, I supplied that too. (He sold the widow widow`s weeds too). I held the first funereal raffle, though I don`t much like to boast And I gave away a Chevrolet to the person who cried the most. (He gave away a brand new Chevrolet). I won it myself! There were eighteen jugglers by the grave to demonstrate their art And when they were done, I fired a gun to let the hoot-e-nanny start. (He fired a gun and the hoot-e-nanny begun). I was serving beer and prtzels, `til the hot pastrami came; And I sold some souvenier hankies with the dear departed`s name. (He was sellin` hankies with the dear departed`s name). As a fitting finale we had the Rockettes from New Your`s Music Hall; As you can see, my very good friends All in all, all in all: Sung: It was a helluva fun`ral, I say one helluva fun`ral No other burial could compare; It was all done up deluxe `n` I made forty thousand bucks, It really was a lively affair. It really was a swingin` affair Send " A Dying Business" Ringtone to your Cell A Dying Business lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | A Dying Business lyrics @ ELyrics | A Dying Business lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | A Dying Business lyrics @ Songlyrics | A Dying Business lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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