A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics

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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics

Send "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" Ringtone to your Cell I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace Lookin’ for love, it had been a while in fact, three hundred And sixty five had come and went since that midnight run Haulin’ hog to shaky town on I'm on now I had picked up This hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut offs and one of those fruit of the loom tank tops Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin And baby blue eyes name was Russell Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Well, I find it’s quite a thrill, when she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Well, faster than you can say, shallow grave this pretty little thing Come up to me and starts kneadin’ my balls like hard boiled eggs In a tube sock, said her name was Bambi and I said "Well that’s a coincidence darlin’ 'cause I was just thinkin’ About skinnin’ you like a deer" well she smiled Had about as much teeth as a Jack O Lantern And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance, and then she told me to shush I guess she could sense my desperation, 'course, it’s hard to hide A hard on when you’re dressed like Minnie Pearl Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Well I find it’s quite a thrill, when she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ So, Bambi’s goin’ on about how she can make all my fantasies Come true so I says even this one I have where Jesus Christ Is Jack hammering Mickey Mouse in the dodo hole With a lawn dart as Garth brooks gives birth to something Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus’s tummy tum? Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I’m parkin’ the beef bus in Tuna town if you know what I mean Got to nail her back at her trailer that rhymes I have to admit it was even more of a turn on When I found out she was doin’ me to buy baby formula Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Well I find it’s quite a thrill, when she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch gave the tyranny A spin and slid on into the stinky pinky gulp an’ guzzle big rig Snooze a stop there I was browsin’ through the latest issue of throb When I saw Bambi starin’ at me from the back of a milk carton Well, my heart just dropped, so I decided to do What any good Christian would You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of Moo juice and polish the one eyed gopher when your doin’ Seventy five in an eighteen wheeler I never thought missing Children could be so sexy did I say that out loud? Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Well I find it’s quite a thrill, when she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ Send " A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" Ringtone to your Cell A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics @ ELyrics | A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics @ Kovideo | Bloodhound Gang The Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics @ Songlyrics | A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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