A.M.` by Psychefunkapus
Woke up this mornin`, I couldn`t find the doorknob
I tripped over the bedpost and I hit my head
I got a revelation, it struck me as funny
My baby wasn`t near me, and neither was my money!
Is this what I live for?
Cheap thrills and deceit
but what the HELL is that smell?
I think I`ll go brush my teeth!
I feel a little moisture in between my Jockeys
I jump into the shower and I cleanse myself
I feel a little hungry, so I eat a bowl of cornflakes
I turn on the network, oh shit! There`s been another earthquake!!
Is this what I live for?
To go down with the ship?
It`s almost time for the Jetsons
I think I`ll go smoke that ...
Sally wants to be a rich girl
She wants a part on TV
Sally wants to be a rich girl
she don`t want to depend on me
But I gave her all my love and I gave her all my time
And ever since she walked out the door the girl is always on my mind
I never had enough to buy her pearls or even diamond rings
I never had any money to buy her any of those things
I need the money
To make her happy
I need the money
To make her mine
I need the money
To make her happy
I need the money
To make her mine
Sally wants to be a rich girl
she don`t want to depend on me
Sally wants to be a rich girl
When the earth stopped shakin` I heard the doorbell ringin`
I looked out through the peephole and it was only the mailman
He wants to give me a letter, it wasn`t very funny
My rich uncle just croaked, but he left me all that money!
Is this what I live for?
To live life like a king?
Hey - that might be Sally on the phone right now -
I think I`ll just let it ring!!
Oh Mighty Jesus!
Sally girl was walkin` down the street without a care
walkin` home with any guy she meets anywhere
Besides, your little game really wasn`t very clever
next time, Sally, you should think it out better!
Oh honey!
All that money!
Oh honey!
All that money!
I`m rich!
I`m rich!
I`m rich, ain`t that a bitch
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