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A Man walks into a bar
He Says, `Give me a Bacardi and Coke.`
The back of beyond repair
Welcomes the broken and the broke
The latter hitches a ride
On the back of second-hand smoke
And the man,
Well he`d be the punch line
In someone elses Joke
I`ll beat this drink
It`s a habit I`ll kick
Please help me now
I`m gonna be sick
Something hit me
I wound up on the floor
Damn this Bacardi
I don`t want anymore
A Man walks into a think-tank
Full of Hooch and future sales
Mixing wish lists with extension plans
Reap Guantanamo Jail
Smell the solid beach
And a whiff of cannot fail
And a guilt trait shop with goblets
Dripping cutthroat cocktails
And they drink a toast to Florida
And all its air-conditioned homes
And they damn the health of Cuba
And they damn its fortified Rum
He sips a calamatar olive
Spits out the stone
And He mimics crushing people
Between forefinger and thumb
I`ll beat this drink
It`s a habit I`ll kick
Please help me now
I`m gonna be sick
Something hit me
I wound up on the floor
Damn This Bacardi
I don`t want anymore
The first man wakes up in the same bar
But it`s different as in a dream
Infact it`s someone else`s dream
Clean sheets & New Regime
Fetal burns as Nero romes
Give the bar a zip code
Cya
Cya
See You
And it`s one more for the road
I`ll beat this drink
It`s a habit I`ll kick
Please help me now
I`m gonna be sick
Something hit me
I wound up on the floor
Damn this Bacardi
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