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A Plea for Order
(Heather Wood -- 1986)
Please don`t dismember your father,
And leave bits all over the shed,
He was a tidy man all of his life,
And should remain so when he`s dead.
Gather him up in a garbage bag,
Remember the collection`s at two,
Please leave the potting shed just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you`re a patricide,
It doesn`t mean that you can be untidy,
Make the world a nice place to live,
For others are following you.
Don`t make a bonfire of Mother if
You live in a smoke-free zone.
You`ll bring disgrace on the family
And lower the neighborhood`s tone.
Just feed her into the furnace;
That way you`ll save energy, too.
Please leave the garden just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you`re a matricide. . .
Please do not poison your brother;
That might be hard to explain,
Just get him drunk on rye whiskey
And then shove him under a train.
One thing that you should remember is
To have him insured e`er you do.
Please leave Amtrak just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you`re a fratricide. . .
Don`t have a cookout with Baby,
He`s so small, he`ll only serve six,
The steaks that you get will be paltry;
He`s hardly got ribs or drumsticks.
You`ll find that he`ll go much further
Served up in a hearty ragout.
Please leave the dining room just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you`re an infanticide. . .
Please don`t go slashing your jugular
And dripping all over the floor.
Don`t cut your wrists at the bathroom sink
And cover the faucets with gore.
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