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<pre><font size='+2'>A REDNECK CHRISTMAS lyrics CHRISTMAS SONGS</font><br>`Twas the night before Christmas<br />
And all through the trailer<br />
Not a creature was stirrin`<br />
`Cept a redneck named Taylor.<br />
<br />
His first name was Bubba,<br />
Joe was his middle,<br />
And a-runnin` down his chin<br />
Was a trickle of spittle.<br />
<br />
His socks, they were hung <br />
by the chimney with care,<br />
And therefore there was<br />
a foul stench in the air.<br />
<br />
From out in the yard<br />
There came such a noise<br />
That Bubba got scared<br />
And rousted the boys.<br />
<br />
There was Rufus, 12;<br />
Jim Bob was 11;<br />
Dud goin` on 10;<br />
Otis was 7.<br />
<br />
John, George and Chucky<br />
Were 5,4, and 3:<br />
The twins were both girls<br />
So they let them be.<br />
<br />
They jumped in their overalls,<br />
No need for a shirt,<br />
Threw a hat on each head,<br />
Then turned with a jerk.<br />
<br />
They ran to the gun rack<br />
That hung on the wall.<br />
There were 17 shotguns;<br />
They grabbed them all.<br />
<br />
Bubba said to the young`uns,<br />
`Now hesh up ya`ll!<br />
The last thing we wanna do <br />
Is wake up yer Maw.`<br />
<br />
Maw was expecting<br />
And needed her sleep,<br />
So out they crept out the door<br />
Without making a peep.<br />
<br />
They all looked around,<br />
and then they all spit.<br />
The young`uns asked Bubba,<br />
`Paw, what is it?`<br />
<br />
Bubba just stared;<br />
He could not say a word.<br />
This was just like all of<br />
The stories he`d heard.<br />
<br />
It was Santy Claus on the roof,<br />
Darn tootin`<br />
But the boys didn`t know;<br />
They was about to start shootin`!<br />
<br />
They aimed their shotguns<br />
and nearly made a mistake<br />
That would have resulted<br />
in venison steak.<br />
<br />
Bubba hollered out,<br />
`Don`t shoot, boys!`<br />
That`s Santy Claus<br />
And he`s brought us some toys.-acap<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/a_redneck_christmas_lyrics-christmas_songs.html" target='_blank'>A REDNECK CHRISTMAS lyrics CHRISTMAS SONGS</a></pre>

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`Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the trailer
Not a creature was stirrin`
`Cept a redneck named Taylor.

His first name was Bubba,
Joe was his middle,
And a-runnin` down his chin
Was a trickle of spittle.

His socks, they were hung
by the chimney with care,
And therefore there was
a foul stench in the air.

From out in the yard
There came such a noise
That Bubba got scared
And rousted the boys.

There was Rufus, 12;
Jim Bob was 11;
Dud goin` on 10;
Otis was 7.

John, George and Chucky
Were 5,4, and 3:
The twins were both girls
So they let them be.

They jumped in their overalls,
No need for a shirt,
Threw a hat on each head,
Then turned with a jerk.

They ran to the gun rack
That hung on the wall.
There were 17 shotguns;
They grabbed them all.

Bubba said to the young`uns,
`Now hesh up ya`ll!
The last thing we wanna do
Is wake up yer Maw.`

Maw was expecting
And needed her sleep,
So out they crept out the door
Without making a peep.

They all looked around,
and then they all spit.
The young`uns asked Bubba,
`Paw, what is it?`

Bubba just stared;
He could not say a word.
This was just like all of
The stories he`d heard.

It was Santy Claus on the roof,
Darn tootin`
But the boys didn`t know;
They was about to start shootin`!

They aimed their shotguns
and nearly made a mistake
That would have resulted
in venison steak.

Bubba hollered out,
`Don`t shoot, boys!`
That`s Santy Claus
And he`s brought us some toys.-acap

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