A Redneck Christmas song lyrics

CHRISTMAS SONGS A Redneck Christmas Lyrics
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`Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the trailer
Not a creature was stirrin`
`Cept a redneck named Taylor.

His first name was Bubba,
Joe was his middle,
And a-runnin` down his chin
Was a trickle of spittle.

His socks, they were hung
by the chimney with care,
And therefore there was
a foul stench in the air.

From out in the yard
There came such a noise
That Bubba got scared
And rousted the boys.

There was Rufus, 12;
Jim Bob was 11;
Dud goin` on 10;
Otis was 7.

John, George and Chucky
Were 5,4, and 3:
The twins were both girls
So they let them be.

They jumped in their overalls,
No need for a shirt,
Threw a hat on each head,
Then turned with a jerk.

They ran to the gun rack
That hung on the wall.
There were 17 shotguns;
They grabbed them all.

Bubba said to the young`uns,
`Now hesh up ya`ll!
The last thing we wanna do
Is wake up yer Maw.`

Maw was expecting
And needed her sleep,
So out they crept out the door
Without making a peep.

They all looked around,
and then they all spit.
The young`uns asked Bubba,
`Paw, what is it?`

Bubba just stared;
He could not say a word.
This was just like all of
The stories he`d heard.

It was Santy Claus on the roof,
Darn tootin`
But the boys didn`t know;
They was about to start shootin`!

They aimed their shotguns
and nearly made a mistake
That would have resulted
in venison steak.

Bubba hollered out,
`Don`t shoot, boys!`
That`s Santy Claus
And he`s brought us some toys.-acap

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