A Slapdash Affair lyrics

I`m one disaster after another
You shouldn`t let me meet your Mother
Like poison I`m tasteless
I`ll corrupt you inside
Press my flesh and you`ll wish you had died

Chorus:
Why is my life such a Slapdash Affair?
Badly put together without due care
Examine it closely and it all falls apart
I`m a car-crash victim But I`m proud of my scars

My Hairstyle`s a mess
I don`t know how to dress
I don`t know what I like, so I just usually guess
Who knows where I`m going?
Or where I have been?
Am I straight? Bi-Curious?
Or Queer, like the Queen?

I killed all my friends off but I never meant to, really
I just get excited and act a bit silly
When I really, truly like someone I hold my breath
And before I know it, `oops`
And I`ve hugged them to death...

I did something good but it turned out bad
I tried to make you happy but I just made you sad
I say something right but it comes out all wrong
I`m trying to keep going but I`m not all that strong
I made something pretty but it all fell apart
When I get near the end I find myself at the start
I try my hardest to smile but something`s in the way
There`s something very wrong with myself today...
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