A Town lyrics

(chorus) - i`ve got large genitals, that i show to elderly women, at the
cost of 5 dollars a head. i`ve got large genitals, bigger than your
mother`s, and i just showed them to a guy named Fred.
oh lord. it`s hard to be blessed like this: large testicles, and a large
penis. who could ask for anything more? they`re lyin` when they say size
doesn`t matter. imagine how hard it is on my bladder. i can`t go sideways
through my front door.
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there`s a million uses for my dick. i whip it out, and locks i can pick.
like a swiss army knife only bigger. it likes a martini with a twist of
lime. it`s a philanthropist, and it fights crime. did you know that george
burke is a wigger?
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