A Yooper Wedding Reception lyrics

1. NUDSIE MARRIED A CHATHAM GIRL
CAUSE SHE WAS STARTING TO SHOW
THAT BOY SHOULD HAVE USED A CONDOM
BUT HE JUST DIDNâ??T HAVE THE DOUGH
I WOULDNâ??T MISS THIS FOR A MILLION BUCKS
CAUSE ALL THE CRAZIES ARE HERE
THEY COME TO EAT UP ALL THE FOOD
AND DRINK UP ALL THE BEER
2. THEREâ??S TABLES FULL OF TUNA SALAD
AND LOTS OF HAM AND ROLLS
THEREâ??S 17 KINDS OF JELLO
WITH A NAME ON EVERY BOWL
THEREâ??S COUSIN JACKS FROM CALUMET
AND FINNS FROM OVER IN ROCK
THE RELATIVES FROM CHICAGO
ARE DANCING OUTTA THEIR SOCKS

CHORUS:
ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION
THE PARTY IS GOING STRONG
THEREâ??S BEER AND FOOD AND A ROCKINâ?? BAND
WEâ??LL BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG
ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION
HALF THE TOWN IS HERE
WE WONâ??T LET THE BAND QUIT
TILL THEY DRAG US OUT OF HERE

3. NUDSIE`S OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR
FIGHTING WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN
SHE SLUGS HIM IN THE BEER GUT
OH BOY IS HE IN PAIN
HIS OLD MAN IS AN ANIMAL
HEâ??S DRINKING KESSLERS FROM A SHOE
HEâ??S SLAMMING SHOTS WITH THE BRIDESMAIDS
THIS PLACE IS LIKE A ZOO
NUDSIEâ??S MA COMES WEAVING BY
WITH A PITCHER IN EACH HAND
SHE STUMBLES SIDEWAYS OUT OF CONTROL
AND SHE WIPES OUT HALF OF THE BAND
WE ALL TOAST TO NUDSIE
BUT HE CANâ??T DRINK NO MORE
HE PASSED OUT IN THE POTATO SALAD
AND THEYâ??RE HAULING HIM OUT THE DOOR

(REPEAT CHORUS)
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