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Advice to the Lovelorn
(John Fryer)
I`m Blue-eyes of Scunthorpe, I need some advice,
For I`ve been a bad girl (why was it so nice?),
I`ve no one to turn to in this modern age;
So all that is left is the Lonely Hearts Page,
And Miss Home, Home, Evelyn Home.
Dear Evelyn Home, I`ve a problem for you,
I`ve slept with my boyfriend (he slept with me too),
His parents found out and blamed it on me,
And completely ignore me when I go to tea,
Dear Miss Home, Home, Evelyn Home.
Should I say I`m sorry, not do it again,
Refrain from all romance and be home by ten?
My boy says, ``Don`t do it, you might drive them to
Informing your parents, then what would you do?``
Dear Miss Home, Home, Evelyn Home.
Dear Blue-eyes of Scunthorpe, I can`t understand
Why you and you only are taking a stand,
It takes two to go wrong, apportion the guilt;
Your boyfriend was in it, right up to the hilt,
Says Miss Home, Home, Evelyn Home.
Dear blue-eyes of Scunthorpe, hear what I must state,
For grief and contrition it`s really too late,
Unless you get married as soon as you can,
You`ll regret having had carnal knowledge of man,
O dear, sighs Miss Home, as she lays down her pen,
The troubles these young women have with their men;
It`s sordid, immoral, and I really can`t see
Why the hell all these things never happened to me,
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