Afro Freestyle Skit lyrics

Excuse us ladies and gentleman
One, two

You need to pick your afro daddy
Because it`s flat on one side
You need to pick your afro daddy
Because it`s flat on one side
What are you waiting on

Well if you don`t pick your afro
You gonna have one side high, ha, ha

Well, you said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby
So I braided my hair, well, yes you did
You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby
So I braided my hair, yes I did, cornroll and everything baby

Well, you changed your mind and said we wasn`t going
But my momma saw you there
Yes she did, check this out, one time

Well I be blowing up your pager daddy
But you never called me back
Well I be putting in 9-1-1 baby
But you never called me back, no, no

See if you don`t know how to use that pager daddy
I`m gonna take that hoe back, yes I will