Ain T Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Women lyrics

Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin` to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was rarin` to go, that chick was rarin` to go
Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin` down, that chick was gettin` down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, `no!`
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once
Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man
Y`all both can get on down, y`all both can get on down
Huh!

Chorus:

I ain`t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain`t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain`t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain`t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Lord, I ain`t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain`t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain`t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain`t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Somebody take her
She`s too big for me
She`ll knock me down

She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone
I ain`t gettin` down
You done hurt my hip once
I know what you`ll do
I ain`t gonna bump with you!
I don`t feel like gettin` down
Don`t feel like gettin` down
She just shook her head at every word I said
She wanted to get on down
That woman wanted to get on down
She did that dip again and I hit the floor again
She was gettin` down, Lord, that woman was gettin` down

(Chorus)

Somebody take her, I don`t want her
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Somebody take her, I don`t want her
Say Leroy! You can have this one dude
This big fat woman, dude
I don`t want her