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Send "Alberts Return" Ringtone to your Cell ALBERT`S RETURN from the Stanley Holloway record You`ve `eard `ow young Albert Ramsbottom At the zoo up at Blackpool one year With a stick with an `orse`s `ead `andle Gave a lion a poke in the ear? The name of the lion was Wallace, The poke in the ear made `im wild And before you could say `Bob`s yer uncle` E`d upped and `e`d swallowed the child. `E were sorry the moment `e done it; With children `e`d always been chums, And besides, `e`d no teeth in his muzzle, And `e couldn`t chew Albert on`t gums. `E could feel the lad movin` inside `im As `e lay on `is bed of dried ferns; And it might `ave been little lad`s birthday- E wished `im such `appy returns. But Albert kept kickin` and fightin`- And Wallace got up, feelin` bad. Decided `twere time that `e started To stage a comeback for the lad. Then puttin` `ead down in one corner, On `is front paws `e started to walk; And `e coughed, and `e sneezed, and `e gargled `Till Albert shot out - like a cork! Now Wallace felt better directly And `is figure once more became lean. But the only difference with Albert Was, `is face and `is `ands were quite clean. Meanwhile Mr. and Mrs. Ramsbottom `Ad gone back to their tea, feelin` blue. Ma said, `I feel down in the mouth, like.` Pa said, `Aye, I bet Albert does, too.` Said Mother, `It just goes to show yer That the future is never revealed; If I`d thowt we was goin` to lose `im, I`d `ave not `ad `is boots soled and `eeled.` `Let`s look on the bright side,` said Father, `Wot can`t be `elped must be endured; Each cloud `as a silvery lining, And we did `ave young Albert insured.` A knock on the door came that moment As Father these kind words did speak. `Twas the man from Prudential - `e`d come for Their tuppence per person per week. When Father saw `oo `ad been knockin`, `E laughed, and `e kept laughin` so - The man said ``Ere, wot`s there to laugh at?` Pa said `You`ll laugh and all when you know!` `Excuse `im for laughing,` said Mother, `But really, things `appen so strange - Our Albert`s been et by a lion; You`ve got to pay us for a change!` Said the young man from the Prudential: `Now, come, come, let`s understand this- You don`t mean to say that you`ve lost `im?` Pa said `Oh, no, we know where `e is!` When the young man `ad `eard all the details, A purse from `is pocket he drew And `e paid them with interest and bonus The sum of nine pounds, four and two. Pa `ad scarce got `is `and on the money When a face at the window they see- And Mother cried `Eee, look, it`s Albert!` And Father said `Aye, it would be.` Albert came in all excited, And started `is story to give; And Pa said `I`ll never trust lions Again, not as long as I live.` The young man from the Prudential To pick up the money began But Father said ``ere, wait a moment, Don`t be in a `urry, young man.` Then giving young Albert a shilling, `E said ``Ere, pop off back to the zoo; Get your stick with the `orse`s `ead `andle- Go and see wot the tigers can do!` @recitation @animal @kids filename[ ALBLION2 RP ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Send " Alberts Return" Ringtone to your Cell Alberts Return lyrics @ ELyrics | Alberts Return lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Alberts Return lyrics @ Songlyrics | Alberts Return lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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