Algernon S Simply Awfully Good At Algebra lyrics

written by: Malcolm McLaren(lm)/Dave Stewart(m)

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You must have met a friend of mine called Algie
That`s his name
He dines out at the Carlton all the week
He`s an awfully clever scholar
He`s beautiful at science
And his algebra is simply magnifique

Of course, he don`t know much about the world and girls and all
But his mathematics nobody can beat
If you want to know how much you owe
He`ll tell you like a shot
He`s a simply useful sort of chap to meet

And if he meets that lady,
He calculates just what she`d like to be
He adds on several winters plus a summer and a spring
And multiplies the blooming lot by three

Cause Algie`s simply awfully good at algebra!

He`s really awfully smart
He knows everything by heart
You`ll ask him out to dinner, if you`ll just take my advice
It`s then his power for seeing things becomes awfully nice

Cause Algie`s simply awfully good at Algebra
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