All Hat No Cattle lyrics

See that boy standing there by the dance floor
He`s lookin` like the Marlboro Man
Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle
And an empty Copenhagen can
He`s talkin` cowboy this and cowboy that
Well I`ll bet one thing`s for sure
The only stampede that he`s ever seen
Is the clearance at the western store

All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain`t real
All boots and no saddle, don`t know how to make a cowgirl feel
Think I`m gonna tell him to pack up his act
And go back where he came from
`Cause all hat and no cattle ain`t gonna get it done

He`s just a smooth-talkin`, long-tall slow-walkin`
Srugstore-made-up dude
So honey don`t you fall for that fake Texas drawl
He ain`t right for you
What you need`s a man that ain`t just a hat stand
When you get him home
Well, I don`t look like much, but I can sure saddle up
And ride with you all night long

All nat and no cattle, that boy just ain`t real
All boots and no saddle, don`t know how to make a cowgirl feel
Think I`m gonna tell him to pack up his act
And go back where he came from
`Cause all hat and no cattle ain`t gonna get it done

All hat and no cattle ain`t gonna get it done