Alophen Baby lyrics

Some people like ass.
Some people like tit.
But nothing gets me going,
Like liquid shit.

My shit floats.
It floats right to the top.
I wanna shit my life away.
I never wanna stop.

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`Cuz` I`m an
Alophen Baby
My heart`s a toilet brush
I`m an,
Alophen baby
I can`t wait until I flush.



You think I`m kidding?
Well I`m no phoney.
I like what`s in my ass
to ooze out bolonga.

Doesn`t matter what I eat.
I`m not that picky.
Just as long as when I shit.
It`s gooey, soft and icky.


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My family`s worried.
They have suspicions.
And I guess they should
I just shit out my intestines.

But I can`t stop, Uh-Uhh!
There`s just no way.
Especially when I`m going through
Four bottles a day.


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I never wanna move
from my toilet bowl.
I just wanna shit
And keep my ass in the hole.

But when I shit,
I have to be alone.
I dip my fingers in my poop
And I use it as colonge.


(Chorus 5x)
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