Alright Guy lyrics

You know just the other morning
I was hanging around in my house
I had that old book with picutres of Madonna naked
And I was checkin` it out
Just then a friend of mine came to the door
She said she never pegged me for a scumbag before
Said she didn`t ever want to see me no more
And I still don`t why/

I think I`m an alright guy
I think I`m an alright guy
Well I just want to live until I gotta die
I know I ain`t perfect but God knows I try
I think I`m an alright guy
I think I`m alright

This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope
I`m pretty sure I can still be the President
But I dont think I`ll ever get to be the Pope
Well I get wild and I know I get drunk
It`s not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk
My old man used to call me a no-good punk
And I still dont know why

I think I`m an alright guy
I think I`m an alright guy
Well I just want to live until I gotta die
I know I ain`t perfect but God knows I try
I think I`m an alright guy
I think I`m alright

You know just the other night
The cops pulled me over outside the bar
When they turned on their lights
And they ordered me out my car
Man I was only kiddin` when I called `em a couple of dicks
But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
Now I`m stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don`t know why

I think I`m an alright guy
I think I`m an alright guy
Well I just want to live until I gotta die
I know I ain`t perfect but God knows I try
I think I`m an alright guy
I think I`m alright