Alsatian Cousin lyrics

Were you and he Lovers ?
And would you say so if you were ?
On a forecourt
On a Friday
Passing my way
Oh...
Were you and he Lovers ?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
open wide
A note upon his desk
`P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!`
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
Is THAT the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
`But on the desk is where I want you!`
So I ask (even though I know):
Were you and he Lovers