Alternative Polka lyrics

Medley arranged by `Weird Al` Yankovic

[`Loser` by Beck]
Soy un perdidor
I`m a loser, baby,
So why don`t you kill me?
Soy un perdidor
I`m a loser, baby,
So why don`t you kill me?
Hey!

[`Sex Type Thing` by Stone Temple Pilots]
I am I am I am
I said I wanna get next to you.
I said I`m gonna get close to you.
You wouldn`t want me have to hurt you, too.
Hurt you, too.
I know you want what`s on my mind.
I know you like what`s on my mind.
I know it eats you up inside.
I know you know, you know, you know.
Here I come I come I come I come.
Here I come I come I come.

[`All I Want To Do` by Sheryl Crow]
All I wanna do is have some fun.
I gotta feeling I`m not the only one.
All I wanna do is have some fun.
I gotta feeling I`m not the only one.
All I wanna do is have some fun.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.

[`Closer` by NIN]
Help me--I broke apart my insides.
Help me--I`ve got no soul to sell.
Help me--The only thing that works for me.
Help me get away from myself.
I wanna *poink* you like an animal.
I wanna feel you from the inside.
I wanna *boing* you like an animal.
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

[`Bang and Blame` by REM]
You bang bang bang bang bang.
Blame blame blame.
You bang bang bang bang bang.
It`s not my thing so let it go.

[`You Oughta Know` by Alanis Morisette]
`Cause the love that you gave every day wasn`t able
to make it enough for you to be open wide
No!
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You`d hold me until you died?
`Til you died.
Well you`re still alive!
And I`m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away.
It`s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
You-ou-ou-ou-ou oughta know!

Hey!

[`Bullet with Butterfly Wings` by Smashing Pumpkins]
Despite all my rage,
I am still just a rat in a cage!
Despite all my rage,
I am still just a rat in a cage!
And someone will say
What is lost can never be saved.
Despite all my rage,
I am still just a rat in a cage!

[`My Friends` by Red Hot Chili Peppers]
I love all of you
Hurt by the cold.
So hard and lonely, too
When you don`t know yourself.

[`I`ll Stick Around` by Foo Fighters]
I don`t owe you anything!
I don`t owe you anything!
I don`t owe you anything!
I don`t owe you anything!

[`Black Hole Sun` by Soundgarden]
Black Hole Sun
Won`t you come
And wash away the rain?
Black Hole Sun
Won`t you come, won`t you come
Black Hole Sun, Black Hole Sun
Won`t you come
Black Hole Sun, Black Hole Sun
Won`t you come
Black Hole Sun, Black Hole Sun

[`Basket Case` by Green Day]
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one those melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone,
No doubt about it.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps!
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me!
It all keeps adding up.
I think I`m cracking up.
And am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Or am I just stoned-oh-oh-oh-oh-ned?

Hey