Alton Towers lyrics

Fucking right.

Bank holiday Monday,
By Sunday I was....
So let`s fuck off to Alton Towers.
One or two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars.
Fit crack on the lake but her mate`s got a flabby arse.
So let`s hit the bars....

Where`s the fucking pub?
Where`s the fucking ale?
We don`t want to queue for the mono-fucking rail.
Where`s the fucking crack?
There`s middle aged mums with big fabby bums.

Black hole queue`s past the entrance gate now,
Well, I`ve been with Sweatty Betty and it`s not worth the wait.
No!
I wouldn`t stand in a queue for all the tea in China,
I`d rather pump the S up me deck top`s vagina,
Sarah the dog.

Where`s the fucking pub?
Where`s the fucking ale?
We don`t want to queue for the mono-fucking rail.
Where`s the fucking crack?
There`s middle aged mums with big fabby bums.

Fuck cunt wank shit.


Where`s the fucking pub?
Where`s the fucking ale?
We don`t want to queue for the mono-fucking rail.
(Repeat to end