Always Late lyrics

Hello honey, I just missed the train
My watch must have stopped I guess
Dinner is cold and the kids are asleep
I didn`t mean to get you out of bed.

Always late (always late)
Yes, it`s always the same
Procrastination is my middle name
But the rest of the world is ahead of the game
And that`s why I`m always lat

Won`t somebody give me a ride
I`ve been out of gas for hours
My mother-in-law`s flying in from the coast
She`s probably in an ambulance by now.

Willie, it`s time to get up
Willie, you get out of that bed,
you`ll be late for work again
Willie, Willie!!!

Come on honey, give me a chance
I promise to mend my ways
Let`s go out for an anniversary dance
You say our anniversary`s yesterday