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Boy: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
Amendment: I`m not garbage, kid.
I`m an amendment to be
Yes an amendment to be
And I`m hoping that they ratify me
There`s a lot of flag burners
Who have got too much freedom
I wanna make it legal for policemen
To beat `em `cause there`s limits to our liberty
At least I hope and pray that there are
`Cause those liberal freaks go too far
Boy: But why can`t we just make a law against flag burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we CHANGED the Constitution...
Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you`re catching on!
Bart: What the hell is this?
Lisa: It`s one of those campy 70s throwbacks that appeal to Generation X-ers
Bart: We need another Vietnam. Thin out their ranks a little.
Boy: But what if people say you`re not good enough to be in the Constitution?
Amendment: Then I`ll crush all opposition to me
And I`ll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back
I`ll say that he`s gay
Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified you.
You`re in the U.S. Constitution!
Amendment: Oh yeah! Door`s open, boys!