American Honk Tonk Bar Association lyrics

If your paycheck depends on
The weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for
A little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation
That you`re facing
Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar Association
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
Now for most things you don`t mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Standing in a welfare line
Rejoice you have a voice
If you`re concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
We`re talkin` about your
Hard hat, gunrack, achin`-back
Over taxed, flag-wavin`, fun-lovin` crowd
They`re heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There`s no forms or applications
There`s no red tape administrations
It`s the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
We`re all one big family
Throughout the cities and the towns
We don`t reach for handouts
we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week
Available consultation
For your frustration
It`s called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
We`re talkin` about your
Mud flaps, six pack, beer crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin`, fun-lovin` crowd
They`re heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There`s no forms or no applications
There`s no red tape administrations
It`s the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Do not delay
Contact today
Your AHBA
Your AHBA
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association