Amish Paradise lyrics

Amish Paradise lyrics

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Send "Amish Paradise" Ringtone to your Cell As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take look at my wife and realize she`s very plain But that`s just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricty At 4:30 in the morning I`m milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows...fool! And I`ve been milkin` and plowin` so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone. I`m a man of the land I`m into discipline Got my Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin. But if I finish all my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we`re gonna party like it`s 1699. CHORUS- We`ve been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise I`ve churned butter once or twice living in an Amish Paradise It`s hard work and sarifice living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish Paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek, I really don`t care, in fact I wish him well `cause I`ll be laughing my head off when he`s burning in Hell. But I ain`t never punched a tourist even if he deserved it, An Amish with a `tude you know that`s unheard of. I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black...fool! If you come to visit you`ll be bored to tears We haven`t even paid the phone bill in 300 years. But we ain`t really quaint so please don`t point and stare, We`re just technologically impared. There`s no phones no lights no motor cars not a single luxury Like Robinson carusoe we`re as primitive as can be. CHORUS- We`ve been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise. We`re just plain and simple guys lving in an Amish Paradise There`s no time for sin and vice living in an Amish Paradise. We don`t fight we all play nice living in an Amish Paradise. Hitchin` up the buggy, churnin` lots of butter, raise a barn on Monday, Soon I`ll raise another. Think you`re really righeous, think you`re pure in heart Well I know I`m a million times as humble as thou art. I`m the pious guy the little Amlets wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin` points for the afterlife. So don`t be vain and don`t be whiny or else my brother I might have to ger medieval on your heiny CHORUS- We`ve been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise We`re all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish Paradise There`s no cops or traffic lights living in an Amish Paradise But you`d probably think it bites living in an Amish Paradise. Send " Amish Paradise" Ringtone to your Cell Amish Paradise lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | Amish Paradise lyrics @ ELyrics | Amish Paradise lyrics @ Kovideo | Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Amish Paradise lyrics @ Songlyrics | Amish Paradise lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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