An Apple For The Teacher lyrics

An apple for the teacher
That seems the thing to do
Because I want to learn
About romance from you.
An apple for the teacher
To show I`m meek and mild,
If you insist on saying
That I`m just a problem child.
You`ll get all my attention,
Your wish will be my rule;
And maybe you`ll be good to me
And keep me after school
An apple for the teacher
That`s how I`d better start,
The after while you may give in
And let me bring my heart

An apple for the teacher
Will always do the trick,
When you don`t know
Your lesson in arithmetic
An apple for the teacher
Will meet with great success
If you forgot to memorize
The Gettysburg Address
A little bit of glamour
A charm that`s cute and quaint;
And he`ll excuse your grammar
And believe you`re what you ain`t.
You may be just a lemon
But he`ll think you`re a peach
Just bring an apple for the teacher
When he starts to teach