Andy S The Sherrif lyrics

[To the tune of `I Shot the Sherrif` by Bob Marley]



Sherrif Taylor lives in Mayberry; Aunt Bea cooks and washes clothes.Oh, yea!

Little Opie wants to grow long hair, but Floyd cuts it before it grows.

And I hear Gomer Pyle wears panty hose.

[Gomer]Gya-a-awlee!

Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.

[Barney]Thats Deputy Sherrif Barney Fife.

Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.

[Barney]Yeah, move that vehicle.

Oh, yeah.

[Barney]Yeah, a lawmans work is never done.

Barney Fife is a pipsqueak, man, but he carries a great big gun.

[Barney]Thats a lawmans best friend.

People laugh when he whips it out cause, bulletsHes got just one.

[Barney]Thats cause Im an expert shot, Opie.

In his pocketnot in his gun.Whoa, yeah!

Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.

[Barney]Now, over heres where we incarcerate perpetrators.

Andys the sherrif and Barney Fife, his deputy.Oh, yeah.

[Barney]Hey, AnjGot a hot date tonight.Probly take the squad car.

Sherrif Taylor, he dates Helen Crump; Thelma Lou, she has Barney.Oh, yeah.

But the only one who gets his rocks off is the stone-throwing Ernest T.

They all live in celibacy.No wonder Otis drinks, man!Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.Oh, yes he is

Andys the sherrif and Barney Fife, his deputy.Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.

Howard Spraig is mad, man.Floyd the Barber cut off his dreadlocks.Ha-ha-ha.Hes very upset.

Hey, Goober, man.Put down that gas pump and take this splief.Hah, man?

Hey, waitwe put them together, we have a real party!Hah?Yeah!

Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.Hey, Barney!Look what I got in the bag, hah: ganga

[Barney]Well, it looks kinda like oregano to Op.

For Aunt Beas brownies

[Barney]Oh, I love brownies.

Yeah, its gonna be a very good party, man!

[Barney]Party?Well, Ill bring the soda pop.

SayAndys the sherrifWhy are there no black people here in Mayberry?

[Barney]Nip it!Nip it!

And why does Gomer have all these pictures of Rock Hudson on the wall?

[Barney]Well, we got a trouble-maker, Anj.Lock him upOtis give me the keys.

Take me to Mt. Pilot, you know, the big city, man?

[Barney]Oh, youre not goin anywhere, mister.Were booking you on a 6-11, a 15-87 too.Hey, what kind of a haircut is that anyway?Otis, I said Give me the keys!Anj, Otis wont give me the keys!Opie, quit smoking his cigarette!Aunt Bea, those are really great brownies.Hey, Floyd ate the rest of the brownies!Floyd?Floyd?
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