Animal Crackers lyrics

Oh, eat your animal crackers
`Cause my mother told me so long ago,
`If you eat your animal crakers,
The children in Europe won`t starve anymore`.
Hahaha hahahaha hahaha.

Oh I love eating icecream,
Chocolate, vanilla and butter pecan,
But I best love animal crackers
`Cause I love helping my fellow man.
Yeah, I eat more crackers than anyone can
Hahaha haha.

(I forgot the words.... ONCE! Thank you!)

Once I went on a diet
(that`s the freudian part, is it, when I forget it)
Once I went on a diet
A carbohydrate diet ain`t nice
`Cause you can`t eat animal crackers.
So, I`m gonna stay a fatty for all of my life,
Hahaha hahaha.
But some people think that fatties are nice, yeah.

Did you ever hear of Alice`s restaurant?
I eat at Alice`s restaurant year after year.
She makes an animal cracker pizza, ha
And she gives animal crackers out free with the beer.
Oh, let`s give Alice a great big cheer.
She knows the age...
Ah, animal crackers are in this year!
Ha ha hahaha.
Oh, lalalalala lala lala

I wrote this song in Columbus, Missouri.
I was... had a day off, so I, I wanted to go to the country,
and that wasn`t very difficult because the country was...
Columbus, Missouri is the country.
And I walked outside my door and I saw a big cow and I said,
`Oh, moo, you know, don`t you, you know that I don`t eat cows?`
And the cow didn`t say anything except: `Mmmm, Melanie`.
And so, and so I wrote him this song,
and I wrote it really for all the cows.
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