This is the story of Jesse and Shauna
You`re gonna hear it even if you don`t wanna
Jesse used to be hardcore
He`s not anymore
He met a girl who stole his heart away
If I were him I would have run away yeah
Now we can`t find Jesse anywhere
We even checked in Shauna`s underwear
Her stomach is big
So is her smile
I haven`t seen him in a while now
Where is he
I think she ate him
So the story is told
Yes a story so oldthat it`s hard for me to tell
She was so fat
She was so ugly
Fat girls drive Jesse crazy
Jesse used to be my friend
Well he`s not anymore
He fell in love again
Why oh why
He spends so much time with her
Cuz she`s a whole lot of fun
Why oh why do other guys just see her
And then they start to run
She`s a fat girl with a
Whipped guy and her
Flat chest, really big thighs
They`re in love
Why can`t you see
They`re in love and they are happy
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