Another Postcard Chimps lyrics

You can`t imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
I never thought I`d have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who`s sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.

CHORUS (x2):
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.

If I had to guess, I`d say the monkey-sender thinks it`s great
He`s sending me, maybe she`s sending me just to see me get irate
I`m losing sleep - and it`s gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I`ve got money on a monkey fight.

Some chimps in hard hats, chimps a-working on a chain gang
Some chimps who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
A birthday-wishing chimp, a chimp in black like a goth
A goin` fishin` chimp, a British chimp in the bath.

CHORUS (x2)

Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come and they come they won`t leave me alone
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find

Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I`ve got some shaved chimps; that`s chimps devoid of any hair
I`ve got depraved chimps dressed up in women`s underwear.

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me