Answering Machine Song lyrics

If you want to leave a message after the tone
Then speak clearly and I`ll call you when I`m home
Just say your words and say your name
Leave the time and date you called
And I`ll get back to you
Unless you`re completely a boring old fart

If you want to leave a message after the tone
And darling, please forgive me, I`m not home
I`m out shopping or trying to buy a dress
So please leave your message, unless you`re in distress

Please leave a message after the tone
I`m so sorry this is taking me so long
I hope you`re not calling from Australia
Or far from Singapore
Or this whole thing is costing you a fortune
As well as being a bore

(sobbing) Leave a message, please leave me a message after the tone
Because ... alright I am! I am home! I am, I am, I am!
I`m locked up in the bathroom all alone
Please leave a-me a message after the tone
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