Tony`s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny`s got a guinea worm in her shoe
Dave`s got leeches,
Mike`s got flu,
Everybody`s got a parasite,
I`ve got you.
First date: we thought it was great
We drank and we ate.
We stayed up real late.
Next week we hit our peak
Making the bedsprings creak.
And now, one month later.
Tony`s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny`s got a guinea worm in her shoe
Dave`s got leeches,
Mike`s got flu,
Everybody`s got a parasite,
I`ve got you.
I guess that`s what I get
For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets
You were a wolf in a sheepskin
Playing for keeps and I lost
And now, twenty years later
Tony`s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny`s got a guinea worm in her shoe
Dave`s got leeches,
Mike`s got flu,
Everybody`s got a parasite,
I`ve got you.
I`ve got you!
I`ve got you!
Somebody tell me what to do
Should I try a bit of vinegar?
Has someone got an antidote?
Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide,
Rum and coke if nothing else will do
Everybody`s got a parasite,
I`ve got you.
Tony`s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny`s got a guinea worm in her shoe
Dave`s got leeches,
Mike`s got flu,
Everybody`s got a parasite,
I`ve got you.
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