Any Kind Of Pain lyrics

You are the girl
Somebody invented
In a grim little office
On Madison Ave.


They were specific
They made you terrific:
Red lips;
Blue eyes;
Blonde hair;
Un-wise --
You`re All-American,
And, darling, they said so


YOU`D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN`T YOU, BABY?
YOU`D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN`T YOU, BABY?
SINCE YOU HAVEN`T GOT A BRAIN,
LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
ANY KIND OF PAIN
IS NEVER A MAYBE


Her head`s full of bubbles;
Her nose is petite!
She looks like she never
Gets nothin` to eat!


She dines with actors,
`N Wall Street characters:
Dull talk;
Nice clothes --
See her?
She blows --
She`s so important
`Cause he gets to do talk shows --


AND SHE`D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN`T YOU, BOBBY?
SHE`D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN`T YOU, BOBBY?
SINCE YOU HAVEN`T GOT A NAME,
LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
ANY KIND OF PAIN
IS PROBABLY HER HOBBY


She has moves up now;
She`s come a long way --
They give her bunches
Of words she can say!


When she`s in a bold mood,
`Confinement Loaf` sounds good --
That`s right,
She`s wrong!
Let`s end
Her song


(It seems she`s everywhere
We just can`t escape her --
Is this a miracle of pure evolution?
And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her --
She brings the 80`s
To a thrilling conclusion!)


YES, SHE`S EVERY BIT AS TAME AS ME,
ISN`T SHE TENDER?
YES, SHE`S EVERY BIT AS LAME AS ME,
LET US REMEMBER,
SHE GETS ONLY HALF THE BLAME
ONLY HALF THE BLAME
ONLY HALF THE BLAME
UNLESS WE EXTEND HER
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