Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better lyrics

Jonny and Mishelle continue to argue as music starts*

Jonny: Anything I can do, you think you could do better...I`ll ALWAYS be
better, MUCH better than you!
Mishelle: No, you`re not!
Jonny: Yes I am!
Mishelle: No, you`re not!
Jonny: Yes I am!
Mishelle: No, you`re not!
Jonny: Yes I am, YES I AM!!!

*Mishelle put her hands to her hips,glaring at Jonny*
Mishelle: Yeah? We`ll see about THAT! *continues singing*

Mishelle: Any insult you can think of, I`ll come up with one better! I
can always think of an insult much better than yours!
Jonny: It ain`t so!
Mishelle: Yes, it`s so!
Jonny: It ain`t so!
Mishelle: Yes, it`s so!
Jonny: It ain`t so!
Mishelle: Yes, it`s so! YES IT`S SO!!!

*rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher
tones for
some time*

Travis: Oh this is great, they`re yelling so much louder! Soon, my
ears`ll be bleeding, I`ll be hemorraging!
Hadji: Better not make a mess out here!
Claudette: *strains to hear clearly* What did you say? I do not
think I can HEAR!

*Jonny taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing*

Jonny: Any trap you can escape from, I can escape quicker! You`re such a
slowpoke, you`ll NEVER catch up!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It`s the truth!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It`s the truth!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It`s the truth! IT`S THE TRUTH!!

Mishelle: Any guy you can beat up, I can beat up faster! You`re too
clumsy, and you HIT LIKE A WUSS!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy! WUSSY BOY!!

*Travis sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to fight*

Jonny: Any car you drive, I can drive better! I can drive anything
better than you!

*Hadji`s eyes widen, Jessie tries not to laugh*

Mishelle: Birds will die!
Jonny: No they won`t!
Mishelle: Squirrels will die!
Jonny: No they won`t!
Mishelle: Other animals will die!
Jonny: No they won`t! NO THEY WON`T!!!

Jessie: I don`t believe this! They`re at it for HOURS! Better forget
about sleeping anytime tonight!
Bryce: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!!!
Travis: *covers his ears* I would, but it won`t do much good!!

*Bryce glares at his brother*

Mishelle: If you do anything to your hair, it`ll get worse! Heck,
BANDIT`S got better hair, MUCH better than yours!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO! HE DOES TOO!!!

Jonny: Anything you can throw, I can throw harder! That hairy
tarantula`s a good prove of that!
Mishelle: You`re a JERK!!
Jonny: You`re a DOG!!
Mishelle: You`re a JERK!!
Jonny: You`re a DOG!!
Mishelle: You`re a JERK!!
Jonny: You`re a DOG!! YOU`RE A DOG!!!

*Mishelle gets angrier. Bandit comes inside the room*

Mishelle: Everytime I scream, you will scream LOUDER!! And then you`ll
faint, ARE YOU SURE YOU`RE A GUY??!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!! FEM-BOY!!!

Caludette: Travis, better get out, I can see what is coming. Bandit will
be having someone here for dinner!!
*Bandit chomps on Travis` leg*
Travis: HELP! HE`S EATING THROUGH MY JEANS!!!
Bryce: *laughing, Travis glares at him* I can`t help it!! He treats you
like MEAT!!

*Tai-Lee goes to Jonny and Mishelle, still fighting*

Tai-Lee: Please stop fighting, we need our rest! Do not forget we had a
really long flight!
Jonny: It`s HER fault!
Mishelle: It`s HIS fault!
Jonny: DOBERMAN!!
Mishelle: CLOROX-BOY!!
The rest of the JQ 2000 team: GO TO BED!! GO TO BED!!! GO TO BED
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