Armchair Advocate lyrics

I love my doberman

kill your television

honk if you`re horny

nater for president

stop eating animals

go vege

mean people suck

thank you Jerry

if you can read this then you`re too close

jesus is my copilot

rock the vote

easy does it

no nukes

chevy sucks

my other car is a broom



bridge:

proud parent of a honor student

won`t you stop and think what you`ve been doin



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Armchair Advocate

On a bumper sticker battlefield

from the highway where the battles are fought

to the soapbox and the barstools wherethe battle is lost

hands down patriot

on a single serving benefit

choose your cars on the way to the mall

donate a dollar when you make your next call



I`m straight but not narrow

we support our troops

Brown

Cornel

Boston College

Harvard

Stanford

Georgetown

Duke



Bridge



Chorus



one day at a time...

one day at a time

one day at a time

one day at a time



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