Straight from the ghetto streets of Harlem,
came two brothers Willis and Arnold,
black goldfish swims in the bowl,
he`s three feet high, four with the afro.
Stealing cookies from the jar,
droppin` water balloons on cars.
I hope Mrs. Garret won`t see,
just play sick for Mohammed Ali.
the Gooch is coming, to steal milk money.
Arnold, and Willis, and Mr. Drumond,
and don`t forget Kimberly.
They just cancelled Dukes of Hazard,
Different Strokes is all I want to see.
Way up high in the penthouse apartment,
making us laugh its Willis and Arnold.
Mr. Drumond`s got the dough,
they get to ride in a limo
Different Strokes, its almost time.
We just watch `cause Kimberly`s fine.
Half hour long it never fills us, when he says,
`What you talkin` `bout Willis?`.
Write the cable company,
different strokes all the time.
Mr. Drumond, a man of the means,
loves two black brothers,
they`ve only got the blue jeans.
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