Now i`m not, i repeat not anyway a prude
But the sight of two people cavorting on stage
Doing what can only be termed a natural act
Is unless you wear a raincoat only good for a laugh
As a rule, i never smoke while on duty
It just isn`t on do i make myself clear
Though at times if there nobody`s looking i will
I mean, life`s too short and if i didn`t smoke i bet
What with the luck that i have
I`d probably die of warty and, that would be that
Who would have thought it was humanly possible
To mate an elephant with a kangaroo
Well as my dear old mother once said in a rage
`next thing you know they`ll have pigs an the stage`
Whoever said blue skies were better than red
Must have been talking from out of his hat
I mean whose ever heard of a blue sky at night
Don`t like waiting or suffocating
In over crowded tubes
But i like good wine with my dinner don`t you
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