Asked You First lyrics

Things can`t get much weirder
This can`t get much worse
Don`t know why you wouldn`t kiss me
But it`s a good thing i asked you first.

You were a big strapping boy with a boner.
And i felt it in your goodbye
You gave me an evening i`ll never forget
No matter how hard i try.

Yeah you were just mister flirtatious
All night just workin` that ass
Well you know it`s uncool to bring it to school
If you don`t want to share with the class

I am just mrs. embarresed
I feel like a dirty old man
I`ve got my eye on a guy
That just moved out of mom`s house
With his pretty head stuck in the sand

You`ve earned yourself a place in my memory
By being the one who said no
Where are my fucking care keys
I think i`ll just go

Surprise surprise now you miss me
Now that i`m not in your face
Surprise surprise now you`re calling me
Now that you feel safe
Do you think that i could be your prom date
You could do us a stiff little dance
Except that this isn`t high school, baby
And you had your chance
You had your chance

You`ve earned yourself a place in my memory
By being the one who said no
Now where are my fucking car keys i think i should go
Hey look! car keys... bye!] things can`t get much weirder
This can`t get much worse
Don`t know why you wouldn`t kiss me
But it`s a good thing i asked you first.

You were a big strapping boy with a boner.
And i felt it in your goodbye
You`re leaving i`ll never forget
No matter how hard i try

No matter how hard i try
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