Assistant Principal S Big Day lyrics

[Speaking through a microphone]
`Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention
please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here
for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me,
assistant principal Dunbar, as the school`s lone administrator for the
next few days.`

`Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the
same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow.`

`Number one - smoking outside the administration building will only be
allowed during lunch periods.`

`Number two - the girls` showering facilities will be moved from the
locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their
breasts and buttocks while I play with myself.`

`Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to
snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me is
also prohibited.`

`Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build
towards orgasm.`

`Number five - while I am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must
undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify each other
orally until I have completed ejaculating.`

`Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing grafitti or
defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they
are masturbating.`

`If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my
office spanking it with a thumb up my ass.`

`Good day`