At Least I M Not Like All Those Other Old Guys lyrics

i`m twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet chain, like i was twenty-eight.
i`m wearing my vans right now,
so high school kids will think that i can skate.
i`ve got a degree in science, yet shaking my fists in defiance.

anyway, i`m not cliche, i hardly own any ties.
i may be old, but at least i`m not like all those other old guys.

i`m watching mtv, for fashion tips, so i can say, that i saw it first.
backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say i`m cool, just like fred durst.
i pay almost all my bills, i sleep on a futon still.

anyway, i`m not cliche, i might not even die.
i may be old, but at least i`m not like all those other old guys.
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