Auf Wiedersehen Bitch lyrics

Oh babe I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen bitch.

Driving in a hired van
Down the autobahn
Flat out doing 82
We got out for some sour kraut
And a walk about
Then the devil came into view

She must have smelled my money
Cause her nipples were hard
It only took a week before she maxed out my card

Kicked her off in D?sseldorf
Then her next day off she appeared in Tokyo
Even though she was just a ho
I could not let go
She wouldn`t listen to me when I said

Oh babe I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen bitch
Back off don`t u try to control me
I`d rather die and be lonely
Got my hands to console me
Auf Wiedersehn bitch

She licked my man
Like it was marzipan
Like a German can
It was sehr gut, Danke Shon

Things went bad cause she went mad
She even told my dad
When she saw other girls hanging around

She`s only here on Wednesday
And she thinks she`s my wife
Went rooting through her hand bag
Shit myself there`s a knife.

*scream*

Oh babe I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen bitch
Back off don`t u try to control me
I`d rather die and be lonely
Got my hands to console me
Auf Wiedersehn bitch
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