Autobiography lyrics

I`m writing `young and gifted`
In my autobiography
I figured, who would know
Better than me?

I`m certainly the former
But I`m not so much the latter
But no one`s gonna read it
So I`m sure it doesn`t matter

When you find that you`re the former
Take pride in how you form
And when you find that you`re the ladder
Don`t let those people walk under you

I`m writing `sharp and adult`
With my finger on the steam
On the mirror in my bathroom
And I`m applying shaving cream

Which would suggest that I`m the foamer
But how can I be the lather
And something tells me
It`s the opposite I`d rather

When you find that you`re the foamer
Be careful what you foam
When you find that you`re the lather
Don`t shave too high, you`ll regret it later
La la la la...

I`ve stayed in school this long
But still no one will tell me why
They figured who would know
Better than I?

I know I`m a conformer
But I`m sure it doesn`t matter
My new friends are all adults
And my old friends all have scattered

When you find you`re a conformer
Take pride and swallow whole
But if you`re trying to climb the ladder
Don`t let people walk over you
Because that`s just what they`ll do
Don`t let people walk over you
Because that`s just what they`ll do