Why do lovers park down deserted lanes
Near haunted houses or homes for the insane
Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed
Later escaped when he chopped off their heads
Why do axe murderers only attack
When you`re partially nude
Or you`re taking a bath
Though there are times i feel softer then most
Some days like yogurt
And some days like toast
Sorority girls and fraternity boys
Always deflowered if they`re rich or they`re spoiled
So we never feel bad when aunt betty who`s dead
Surprises them lying on her wedding bed when we`re making love now i feel so exposed
Might you impale me or turn into those
Creatures over in my mind
Forget about the last five years
Back in the woods along a dirt track there is a house
An old women on the porch with three dogs
One of them blind
Who knows what will happen
Or what blind dogs see
And i wish there was some place
I really wanted to be
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